Sardar Jokes

• What’s Your Phone Number?

On a romantic date sardar’s girl friend asks him:
“Darling! On our engagement will you give me a ring?”

Sardar Said: “Sure! What’s your phone number?”

• Marathon Race

A Sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to who’re the guys?
The bystander: A Marathon race is going on.

Sardar: What do they get from that?

Bystander: The winner will get a prize

Sardar: Then why are the others running?

• Sugar Test

Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it.
This he does again and again. Why?

Because the doctor told him to check sugar regularly

• Apple in a Mango Tree

Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: "Too uper kyon aaya?"

Sardar: "Apple Khane"

Monkey: "Yeh to mango tree"

Sardar: "Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon"

• Sugar Test

Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why?
Because the doctor told him to check sugar regularly

• Sardars and scooter

Three Sardars were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his hand. One of the Sardars told: We are already three, sorry, there is no space

• Lion and Sardars

Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked why he is not running, another Sardar tells: "Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand”

• Cyclone

Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: "What is cyclone"

Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"

• Same person

Sardar looked himself in a mirror and said: "Isko kahin dekha hai... Haan! Yaad aaya, yeh to wahi kameena hai jo mere shaadi ke album mein mere biwi ke saath hai"